yeah and that's not complicated enough for Ben & Jerry

in the universe next door that implemented a democratic planned economy, alternate @RamenCatholic is right now filibustering the ice cream format planning meeting with an impassioned speech about how having premium chocolate chip ice cream available in pints is necessary for human flourishing.

lmao I love this

It's to encourage you to make your own. A delicious and fattening hobby I enjoy evangelizing about.