A model for all of them… why is it taking so long?
Oh, and people with a penis should sit and not spray!
@RaymondPierreL3 @susankayequinn German: sitzenpinkler. Sitting pisser. It has slightly weak connotations though.
And those without should sit and not spray as well, I've been in some truly appalling bathrooms. People are scared about catching "toilet infections" whatever they are, but if everyone just sat on the damn seat it would be far more hygienic!