yes but only after midnight, mogwai

Can we at least make it socially acceptable for children in school?

I mean, THEY ARE CHILDREN. And we make them sit in a chair. For hours.

That's actually a great idea, I had an elementary teacher, and at least once a day, she would have us stop class get in a circle and just wiggle, dance, and generally shake around. We loved it, and now I realize she was probably doing this when the class was getting jittery and not paying attention.

What an excellent teacher.

And you should get a treat.

Thank you, yes lol

The trick is to adopt the "Wild, creative genius who breaks all the rules" persona, then you can not just get the zoomies at work, you can become a public-facing marketing executive whose work literally is having the zoomies.

@raganwald @RickiTarr Yahbut, I feel like if it were my job, the magic would stop working.