Everyone’s the hero of their own story, except me. I’m the cool and likeable villain of mine. Libertarians aver that all rights derive from property rights. That’s why I steal from the rich to give to myself. To get a lot of rights.

Check out my literary super-crimes! My site has an introduction to my scoundrelly life. Read about the time I stole €20 million worth of luxury wine, and it led me on the trail of an ancient and incredible treasure.

The Age of Adventure has only begun!