Can’t but when I can…boom out go the lights

You need to listen to these lyrics! Perfectly captures this mindset! https://youtu.be/J23v7HqsiYo The last verse: Pull up the sheets, turn on the tube,
Get the Moxie game, and the Rummikub.
More chocolate bars, more chicken wings,
Two Michener books, and three Steven King.

Call out for burgers, call for Chinese,
Call out for pizza with extra cheese,
Cause the radio said it’s getting cold,
But I’m alright, I’m on horizontal hold.

Did you?

I do. Regularly

everything can be!

Hibernaturally.

Oh yes, I employ this strategy regularly. It feels like an important and on-going rebellion against the strictures of my childhood. Rest on!