can in Elk: "@TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetrage..."

Literally every good person I know who is working in tech actually wants to be doing something else like gardening or carpentry, says a lot about how much we've all fucked up this industry

yes. For me the AI hype was the final nail in the coffin. Any ideas what I should do?

@can @alicetragedy

Eel farming is something

@bulkorok @alicetragedy I am vegan, so that’s out of the question

@can @bulkorok @alicetragedy

You don’t have to eat them…

@medley56 @can @bulkorok @alicetragedy

that's the best, and gentlest reply.

@TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

what should I do with all the eels?

August 11, 2025 at 2:04:16 PM

@can @TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

Step 1: get a hovercraft.

@polarweasel @can @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

They do bite. If you annoy them. Or look like food, hovercraft would be ultrasafety.

@can @TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

Billionaire disposal as a service.

@can @TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

I recently learned most species worldwide are threatened, so repopulation would be a great public service.

@can @TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

set them free :)

@noondlyt @can @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

and let them be, even better. I suppose eel control is a thing.

@can @medley56 @bulkorok @alicetragedy

retooting for all the fabulous answers - I don't have tons of followers, sorry, but it's a good question!

@can @TheDailyBurble @medley56 @bulkorok

this whole subthread, folks, is the gift that keeps on giving