SCAM ALERT

An elderly adult may go up to you and pinch your nose without your consent then claim to have stolen your nose

Do not attempt to pay them to reacquire your nose

They do not have your nose

Their supposed proof is just their thumb in between two of their fingers

Do not engage them
You still have possession of your nose

Denez Van Dyck ⏚

@dvd@mamot.fr

I'm pretty sure @carmensandiego stole my nose, and it was for real!

August 4, 2025 at 9:51:28 PM

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