Imagine a $200/month subscription to regex

i need to get in my SaaS grindcore era and make a ton of services like uppr which is an API that uppercases your text at $1 per million characters.

regex pro

implemented of course by running emacs in a virtual machine, piping in keystrokes and screenshotting the results at 60Hz

bug: "hold shift" microservice throws OOM and leaves text lowercase until system restart

@jonny @glyph CVE sending a "left arrow" keycode to uppr leaks information from other customers

What if you made a microservice for every shell command?

@crazyeddie @jonny I...am pretty sure AWS Lambda/Google Cloud Functions is _still cheaper_ than this, oof

It's dangerous to go alone, take this:
/dev as a Service