Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋

@poppyhaze@girlcock.club

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

August 15, 2025 at 5:35:02 PM

I mean you could pretty much figure this out as by necessity fucking people would have to go back pretty far...

Yup.

Most of those so-called ancient traditions were cooked up in the Victorian era by guys with too much starch in their collars & too little in their spines.

Meanwhile every modern moral decay our grandparents panic about was already being practiced in caves.

Only difference is now it's on OnlyFans instead of on a rock wall.

@Gotterdammerung @poppyhaze Sigh

Your moral majority grandparents are/were neither moral nor the majority as there’s nothing new under the sun.

"why is the world the way it is?"

<Grumps> "The Victorians. It's always the bloody Victorians"

apart from the Modern Perversion of creating ancient traditions of course....

@Thebratdragon @poppyhaze that's not an exception. the modern perversion of making ancient traditions is ancient. the ancient tradition of making modern perversions is Victorian.

Replying to someone

@fishidwardrobe @Thebratdragon @poppyhaze

“This was unexpected and rather difficult. There was some scattered clapping, but most of them were trying to work it out and see if it came to a compliment.”

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