How have I commuted past this, twice a day, for ten years, and never noticed it before last night?

I know it’s a column but it still reminds me of Clippy.

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc Some human: Hey there! You look like you could use some help. Would you like me to open Copilot's Counselling function?
(No idea if copilot has any function other than AI data scraper as not used Windows in years.)

@mahryekuh @theplaguedoc SAME

And mostly on the 11 sign, by the look of it.

Constant tannoy announcement at the station asking us "please do not feed the pigeons, we are trying to encourage them to find a better home elsewhere" and how's that working out, Scotrail?