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3131. Cesium

August 20, 2025 at 2:39:03 PM
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After careful consideration, I have decided that the most likely way a food experiment would attract the attention of the International Mathematical Olympiad is through generation of a novel crystalline structure that solves some 3D-tiling puzzle in a previously undocumented way.

To get the attention of the International Air Transport Association, it merely needs to be explosive & packed in your carry-on lunch. Some sort of methane-generating not-quite-kombucha, maybe?

To get the attention of the NSA, just send your mom a text saying "Cooking up something spicy suggested by my new Persian friends. I should have it perfected in time for the big day!"

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