“I don’t feel well which is really weird because I’ve been licking the government recommended daily amount of public toilet seats and train station door handles” - everyone one ever for the rest of all time.

New controversial popsicle brand “Suck My D*ck” causing quite a stir with the PTA.

Repeat Covid infection and government propaganda has people utterly avoiding the very idea that the really shitty sickness they have in mid July could possibly be oh I don’t know fucking COVID. It’s a cold, man-flu, sickness bug (?) or unbalanced humours. Never covid.