sharon linne faulk
sharon linne faulk

@Linnefaulk@mastodon.social

sarcasm is my first language
bicycles, photography, music, books, dr who & Lego

http://sharonlinnefaulk.com
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December 28, 2024

Rules of the road:

1. your follow distance is inversely proportional to you being a dick.

2. the darker your windows, the more likely you're a dick.

3. the odds of you being a dick increases exponentially with each honk.

4. revving your engine almost guarantees you're a dick.

5. rapid lane-changing is highly correlated with being a dick.

6. if you're driving a WankTank, you're certainly a dick.

7. if you gave your truck balls, it's trans.

8+. see comments.

*I didn't make the rules—if you have a problem with them, keep honking.

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