@Linnefaulk@mastodon.social
sarcasm is my first language
bicycles, photography, music, books, dr who & Lego
Rules of the road:
1. your follow distance is inversely proportional to you being a dick.
2. the darker your windows, the more likely you're a dick.
3. the odds of you being a dick increases exponentially with each honk.
4. revving your engine almost guarantees you're a dick.
5. rapid lane-changing is highly correlated with being a dick.
6. if you're driving a WankTank, you're certainly a dick.
7. if you gave your truck balls, it's trans.
8+. see comments.
*I didn't make the rules—if you have a problem with them, keep honking.