Must I, Oh Don?

Yes, John.

"The internet is full of smart people writing beautiful prose about how bad everything is, how it all sucks, how it’s embarrassing to like anything, how anything that appears good is, in fact, secretly bad. I find this confusing and tragic, like watching Olympic high-jumpers catapult themselves into a pit of tarantulas." https://www.experimental-history.com/p/28-slightly-rude-notes-on-writing