About 3 or 4 times in the first week back from the hospital I thought “man I gotta vacuum these floors” but didn’t have the time or the energy.

Couple hundred bucks later I’m happy to announce modern robot vacuum cleaners are pretty OK.

Songs I’m singing my newborn daughter, week one

1. T-Pain, Buy U A Drank
2. NOFX, Linoleum
3. NOFX, Reeko
4. NOFX, Scavenger Type
5. Propagandhi, Anti-Manifesto
6. Lady Gaga, Vanish Into You
7. Cheers theme
8. Chappell Roan, Pink Pony Club
9. Wilson Philips, One More Day
10. Strung Out, The Exhumation of Virginia Madison
11. Montell Jordan, This Is How We Do It
12. Blackstreet, No Diggity
13. K’s Choice, Not An Addict
14. The Little Mermaid, Part Of Your World
15. Moana, We Know The Way