But… DEAR GOD you can’t change the scroll direction of the mouse wheel in Windows 11 without faffing with the registry
and you can’t even get past the default of requiring a Microsoft login without escaping to a command prompt (shift-f10) in the install/setup and issuing an arcane command OOBE\BYPASSNRO
etc etc etc
I was expecting this kind of thing but hoping I was wrong. What a self-parody!