If you are ever invited to ride in the back seat of an extremely expensive military fighter jet, KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE FUCKING BUTTONS

twz.com/air/f-15-ride-along-pa

Getting responses explaining to me that ejection is triggered by a handle, not a button. Guys, I know that. The joke is just objectively less funny if the punchline is “keep your hands off the fucking handles”

People just can’t resist when their weird area of expertise comes up

Matt

@mmcknett@hachyderm.io

@jjLitke @jalefkowit we also can’t resist when weird areas where we have NO expertise come up!

August 14, 2025 at 3:45:03 PM

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