Val Broeksmit was an FBI informant who tried to entrap me and frame me as Phineas Fisher. Along the way, he tried to hack and inform on his enemies, journalists and Epstein.

This is his story.

https://emma.best/2025/08/08/val-broeksmit-a-comically-tragic-spy/

You do not understand this sentence.

I'm on the server floor of a "highly secure data center with 24/7/365 surveillance, direct access control and robust perimeter security".

An actual duck just walked by.

The panic is absolutely glorious. I think this just became one of the highlights of my life.