Twitter is where I write my clever thoughts, Bluesky is where I write my jokes, and Mastodon is where I write my full name date of birth and social security number.

It's Sunday baby you know what that means, it's time to waste the entire day thinking about how Sunday is going to be over soon.

Me after three glasses of wine: I would like to argue about the interpretation of this particular passage of Moby Dick-

Me after 0.75 can of Miller High Life: I would like to commit arson, please