Am I supposed to do an ? Okeydoke...
Budding (less than two years, still counts as budding), owner of far more and than is strictly healthy, very occasional streamer (although not for some time now) and panderer to two (Clem Fandango and Dinky Frinkbuster, yes, I am a legend)
So what do we call ourselves over here? Mastodians? Mastods? Hairy 'phants?