The algorithms are so powerful, I don’t know why the internet is so desperate for me to own a bodysuit but I assume I’m going to need it for battle very soon.

An angry conservative sent me a note promising to “ruin my life” like that’s some new endeavor and not a project I’ve been devoted to working on for years.

I love the holidays because it’s nice to be fillled with existential dread somewhere other than at work for a bit.