I like to get absolutely hammered on margaritas at the airport Chili’s and then slam my money on the bar and sloppily put on my thrifted pilot’s jacket and shout “welp, that plane ain’t gonna fly itself!”

Normalize saying "I don’t know enough about the topic to be able to comment."

I’ve never felt more understood than when Nathan Fielder was speaking with another person and said “is that enough smalltalk to make you feel comfortable?”