The sight of neglected plates and cutlery lying uncleaned in the kitchen sink provokes a subtle unease, as it mirrors the larger concerns of human life. The dirty dishes remind us that our actions have consequences, and that we must confront the unfinished aspects of our existence, or face my unforgiving scorn.

Meowie Antoinette

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.