Now with 25% more badgering! Peak suburban dad. Progress is made by badgers—hence, my avatar (+ they're adorable AF), lover of snark, (He/Him/His/'That Idiot'). Big fan of silly absurdist humor in the vein of Jack Handey. If you do not accept trans people as fellow humans, it's best you move along; don't sully my profile.

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