The Great Llama
The Great Llama :fuck_verify:
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Please note: whoever it is using @TheGreatLlama over on birdchan, it isn't me. Make sure you insist on authentic, cage free, anti-authoritarian Llama: you'll taste the difference! Miscellaneous and disreputable vagrant, just here for a better way to stay informed. I can't help the motivations you assign to my words, but I assure you, I'm trying to be kind. Sometimes I fail.

Inverted Y axis is the correct perspective and this is a hill I will die on.

Age
|Middle? It's definitely not the start and I hope it isn't the end.
Hobbies
|Every single fucking thing
He/Him, whatever - not particular
November 7, 2022
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Okay, I'm just getting this out of the way now.

Democrats: not Gavin Newsom. Jesus fuck, learn a fucking thing for once and don't run a candidate who courts the worst impulses of your opposition.

Hashtags included to increase visibility to the people who apparently need to hear this shit.

If it's socially acceptable for dogs and cats to get the Zoomies, it should be socially acceptable for me too.

I should get to stop whatever I'm working on, and run around being crazy for 5 minutes, and everyone should laugh and say I'm cute.

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